Emily. 19. Criminal Justice/Psychology double major. I work at The Home Depot. I love country music and Christmas. My best friend is John((:
big bang theory
built ford tough
big green tractors
Do not cross me. I will seduce your father, become your mother, then ground you for fuckin life.
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
There are more people on Tumblr with boobs than there are people in my entire country.
who here knows how to dismantle a security camera
everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it